It is Sunday February 14th,
2016. Valentine’s Day. Across the country, the Kardashians and normal people
alike celebrate the love-filled holiday the best way they know how—by sharing it
via social media. On Snapchat, a girlfriend shares the breakfast her boyfriend
made her— a stack of pancakes, half a grapefruit, and a tall glass of orange
juice. She captions it, “When bae makes you breakfast,” but bae is nowhere to
be seen. A married couple enjoys lunch inside a packed Red Lobster. The
restaurant is still riding that Beyonce wave from last weekend’s release of
“Formation,” which mentions the suddenly popular seafood chain. Two college
girls share stories from their weekends over a candle lit dinner. One girl
updates her Snapchat story with the decadent arrangement of food and her “Hot
Valentine’s Date,” who winks at the camera. People love sharing their
Valentine’s plans and the Kardashians are no different. So, let’s take a look
at how they spent Valentine's Day.
Kourtney Kardashian
Kourtney
Kardashian receives a handmade card with a butterfly on the front that reads,
“Love You Mom. Happy V-Day,” written in slanted glitter pen letters. She also
enjoys a red and white heart shaped Rice Krispie Treat made by her three kids
Mason, Penelope, and Reign.
Kendall Jenner
Kendall
and her friends wear matching outfits, a black beanie and a white baggy
sweatshirt with a giant red heart that reads, “PIZZA BOYS.” Although there are
no boys present in the post, their love of pizza is clearly strong along with
their love of Jeopardy, playing in
the background.
Khloe Kardashian
Khloe
Kardashian receives a box of 42 red roses by boutique florist Venus et Fleur.
Although she doesn’t disclose the name of her romantic gift giver, her
Instagram followers have their fair share of guesses.
Kim Kardashian
Kim
Kardashian, also a fan of roses, spends the day rolling around in them. She
posts the short video to Instagram, although it is unclear whether her husband
Kanye West filmed it or if this is another case where #Northpostedthis. The
world may never know.
Rob Kardashian
Rob
Kardashian answers the age-old question, “When bae asks what she’s getting for
Valentine’s Day” with a meme of a man throwing an eggplant emojii. Not only
does he know how to express himself, but remains true to his word with
girlfriend Blac Cyna.
Kylie Jenner
Kylie
Jenner gives on-again-off-again boyfriend Tyga a peck on the check before they
hop aboard their helicopter ride. She dons pink hair and matching pink lips for
the occasion/photo shoot.
It’s
8:55 PM. The newest episode of Keeping Up
with the Kardashians premieres in five minutes. Kendall may still be eating
pizza, Kim may still be rolling in roses, and I may be tuning in for the latest
Kardashian installment. And in three hours and five minutes, it will no longer
be Valentine’s Day. Until next year.